a quarter mile at a time

I’m on an airplane and I’m thinking about cars in space. This is probably a good time to mention that there are serious spoilers ahead for the least serious movie franchise in existence, so if you haven’t seen “Fast 9” (???) yet, you’ve been warned and also what are you doing with your life. As […]

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the big flex

Oh, my god it’s happened. It’s happening. I have to go back to the office on September 7. As the great-great-great-great grandniece of Karl Marx, it is only appropriate that I put my spy workplace comedy novel, the outline of my “Princess Diaries” meets “Kick-Ass” YA novel and the 1,235 projects currently assigned to me […]

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the girl for the job

This is your sign to quit your job. I quit my job almost a month ago and holy shit it feels so good. I feel like I’ve started a new chapter, entered my new Taylor Swift era, reset my brain drive and wowowow I cannot recommend quitting your bad job for a good job enough. […]

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