WE DID IT. WE DID IT, JOE. WE SURVIVED 2020. Listen. You are all being very nice and kind and … optimistic … with your “well at least” posts about this fucking terrible 365 days of existence. And, okay, yes, I am going to do a version of that but FIRST, I’m going to say […]
Wow. What? I’m? Hold on. I can’t? I need wine.* Today is my 30th birthday. I repeat: 30th. Fifteen times two. Three decades of life. Nine years of drinking. The assumed age range of most Disney Channel parents. Three nine lives and some change. A full-grown, literal adult. I am feeling things. Some of them […]
I’m a Christmas baby. It has not always been a holly jolly good time. Most years, December 17 lines up with all of my friends’ family holiday parties. Other years, everyone was at their separate homes for winter break. I went through a Very Rebellious phase in my mid- to late-teens, where I was like, […]
hi, i’m holly. 