in my (millennial) feelings

At 30 (yikes), I am a Millennial. That means I grew up when “computer labs” weren’t a thing until fifth grade, and “online journalism” was still taught like a novelty in 2009.* That means I grew up trying not to kill my Tamagotchi, and murdering my Sims on purpose in pools without ladders while taking […]

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bye forever 2020

WE DID IT. WE DID IT, JOE. WE SURVIVED 2020. Listen. You are all being very nice and kind and … optimistic … with your “well at least” posts about this fucking terrible 365 days of existence. And, okay, yes, I am going to do a version of that but FIRST, I’m going to say […]

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happy hollydays

I’m a Christmas baby. It has not always been a holly jolly good time. Most years, December 17 lines up with all of my friends’ family holiday parties. Other years, everyone was at their separate homes for winter break. I went through a Very Rebellious phase in my mid- to late-teens, where I was like, […]

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