When I was 16, a boy asked me to be his girlfriend by burning me a CD of pop-punk songs and arranging the track list so that the first letter of each song spelled out WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME? Uh, yeah, that was a hard yes for me, because I had had a […]
22 random thoughts bc it’s 2022
Straight from the Notes app in my brain. – Is it cool if I say “Write pink champagne drunk; edit sober“ because I actually have read a lot of Hemingway or is it giving art aisle in Home Goods My review of “Spider-Man: No Way Home” is just that screaming audio from TikTok (But for […]
post-wedding wtf
Alternatively titled, “COVID BRIDE: How to Make Your Friends Prove They Love You & Other Stories” – Two years, one global pandemic, a postponed party date, a mildly spontaneous small ceremony and 41 Jell-O shots later and — we’re done. We’re married married (and hungover hungover). I don’t entirely know what to do with myself […]
hi, i’m holly. 