When I was 16, a boy asked me to be his girlfriend by burning me a CD of pop-punk songs and arranging the track list so that the first letter of each song spelled out WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME? Uh, yeah, that was a hard yes for me, because I had had a […]
22 random thoughts bc it’s 2022
Straight from the Notes app in my brain. – Is it cool if I say “Write pink champagne drunk; edit sober“ because I actually have read a lot of Hemingway or is it giving art aisle in Home Goods My review of “Spider-Man: No Way Home” is just that screaming audio from TikTok (But for […]
a quarter mile at a time
I’m on an airplane and I’m thinking about cars in space. This is probably a good time to mention that there are serious spoilers ahead for the least serious movie franchise in existence, so if you haven’t seen “Fast 9” (???) yet, you’ve been warned and also what are you doing with your life. As […]
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