work
my cat yells at me
during every teams call
she has opinions
–
“cameras on” is
terrible to be honest
(we’re all thinking it)
–
share my screen? sure but
idk how those shopping
tabs got there, promise
–
i’d rather scoop my
eyes out than read your message:
5:01 p.m.
life
i need new tv
please not the office again
i am begging you
–
so sorry to the
cactus i left at my desk
you are so dead now
–
anxiety and
online shopping returns at
an all-time high, lols
–
jell-o shots in the
kitchen and then regular
shots shots shots shots shots
balance
not an optimist
but uh oops i did just buy
lots of new lipstick
–
ordering takeout
by which i just mean a whole
bottle of rose
–
true love is taking
turns playing spider-man on
the playstation 4
–
winged eyeliner and
a pink mask covid-19
cannot kill my brand
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