work

my cat yells at me

during every teams call

she has opinions

“cameras on” is

terrible to be honest

(we’re all thinking it)

share my screen? sure but

idk how those shopping

tabs got there, promise

i’d rather scoop my

eyes out than read your message:

5:01 p.m.

life

i need new tv

please not the office again

i am begging you

so sorry to the

cactus i left at my desk

you are so dead now

anxiety and

online shopping returns at

an all-time high, lols

jell-o shots in the

kitchen and then regular

shots shots shots shots shots

balance

not an optimist

but uh oops i did just buy

lots of new lipstick

ordering takeout

by which i just mean a whole

bottle of rose

true love is taking

turns playing spider-man on

the playstation 4

winged eyeliner and

a pink mask covid-19

cannot kill my brand

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