work

my cat yells at me

during every teams call

she has opinions

–

“cameras on” is

terrible to be honest

(we’re all thinking it)

–

share my screen? sure but

idk how those shopping

tabs got there, promise

–

i’d rather scoop my

eyes out than read your message:

5:01 p.m.

life

i need new tv

please not the office again

i am begging you

–

so sorry to the

cactus i left at my desk

you are so dead now

–

anxiety and

online shopping returns at

an all-time high, lols

–

jell-o shots in the

kitchen and then regular

shots shots shots shots shots

balance

not an optimist

but uh oops i did just buy

lots of new lipstick

–

ordering takeout

by which i just mean a whole

bottle of rose

–

true love is taking

turns playing spider-man on

the playstation 4

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winged eyeliner and

a pink mask covid-19

cannot kill my brand

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