work my cat yells at me during every teams call she has opinions – “cameras on” is terrible to be honest (we’re all thinking it) – share my screen? sure but idk how those shopping tabs got there, promise – i’d rather scoop my eyes out than read your message: 5:01 p.m. life i need […]
just (trying to get) married
Here’s what they don’t tell you about planning a wedding: It’s kind of fucking hard? We all know the bridezilla trope: the screaming, crying, scream-crying bride in the middle of a literal meltdown about, like, the ribbons around silverware not being tied correctly. Ryan and I have watched, and LOL-ed at, many a season of […]
this op-ed is definitely about you
The prologue: The thing is—I could write a book on how much I hated my high school. “Hate” is a strong word, but I really, really, really didn’t like it. But, I’m getting ready to enter my third decade on this godforsaken planet, so I have had some time to reflect on my experience there […]
hi, i’m holly. 