a quarter mile at a time

I’m on an airplane and I’m thinking about cars in space. This is probably a good time to mention that there are serious spoilers ahead for the least serious movie franchise in existence, so if you haven’t seen “Fast 9” (???) yet, you’ve been warned and also what are you doing with your life. As […]

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thank u, covid

I got my first dose of the COVID-19 vaccine yesterday. I feel — okay! My arm is sore, but I don’t remember the last time I got a shot that wasn’t made of Jell-O or inspired by the cast of “Vanderpump Rules,” so I think the pinch is normal. I also haven’t, like, turned into […]

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