idiots need not apply

Hi, I’m Holly, and I’m a recovering #girlboss. I was born in 1990 and easily formed 50% of my entire personality in the early 2000s, worshipping Lizzie McGuire, another 30% in the mid-00s when multiple teachers told me my Power of the Pen stories were hilarious, before they dinged them for “too many pop culture […]

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the girl for the job

This is your sign to quit your job. I quit my job almost a month ago and holy shit it feels so good. I feel like I’ve started a new chapter, entered my new Taylor Swift era, reset my brain drive and wowowow I cannot recommend quitting your bad job for a good job enough. […]

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thank u, covid

I got my first dose of the COVID-19 vaccine yesterday. I feel — okay! My arm is sore, but I don’t remember the last time I got a shot that wasn’t made of Jell-O or inspired by the cast of “Vanderpump Rules,” so I think the pinch is normal. I also haven’t, like, turned into […]

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